KRYTEN They always say the hardest part about leaving Cyberspace is realising the whole universe does not revolve around you. CAT Sure doesn't! It revolves around me. KOCHANSKI Absolutely. CAT I'm serious! Look at the evidence. LISTER What evidence? CAT Take food. Until I bite into it, it has no taste. Even when I know what I'm gonna say, it never bores me! LISTER You and you alone... CAT And here's the clincher: all of the interesting things that ever happenned to me, happenned when I was in the room! Coincidence? Get outta here..!
— From Red Dwarf Series 7 Episode 4 (scene 24), Duct Soup (extended)